Its top secret
I was at a NHL game the other night with a few co-workers. We hit our sales goal for the month and was rewarded a box suite to watch the game. I am not a big hockey fan but if there are free food and drinks, I’ll be there! I needed to use the pisser but I think one of my co-workers did a little too much drinking, so I decided to go outside. By this time, I probably had a good 8-9 drinks in me, so I was feeling a little woozy. I couldn’t find the restroom so somehow wander into the kitchen area, and that was the last thing I remembered. The next morning, I woke up still wearing the same clothes as the night before. I reached into my pockets and found a piece of paper folded up. I opened it and it read “Top Secret: Billinger’s pancake recipes.” I smell a black mail.